Don't Get Caught

It was a dark and stormy night. I was coming home from work and my wife’s asleep. I feel guilty because.IJust slept with another women and. I smell like smoke and my friend knows so I’m almost home I pull up in the drive way and then start walking up the stares I pull out my new pair of keys and put them in and a bunch of noise starts to come from the keys and a man says “shut those keys up” and I say sorry new pair of keys and then the door opens and I step in and close the door and take a step and the floor squeaks and every step I take sounds like cheater, liar and by the time I reach the stairs I walk up and open up the door and my wife’ lying in bed. I scoot in and get in bed and she asks me, long night and I’m like yeah long night. I almost choke saying yeah because of what happened my wife goes back to sleep and in the morning my wife’s gone
And so is the car I’m kind of scared she comes home with another women I’m wondering who she is and then. I realize it was the women. I was with last night and then. Run down stairs and before the door opens she says what the crap and the only thing that goes through my head is I’m dead